Big Lizard Wisdom
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
Favorite Verses
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Dirt Word
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
Ronism
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
Ronosophy
Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.