Big Lizard Wisdom
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Favorite Verses
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
Dirt Word
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
Ronism
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
Ronosophy
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.