Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
