Industrial

Licked by the Lizard

Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery is a locally owned and operated towing company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. Ron, Amy and the Lizard Lick Krew pride themselves on being able to tow just about anything, from any place, at any time using their serious horsepower.

 

ron and johnny

Big Lizard Wisdom

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Ronism

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Ronosophy

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose