“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
