Big Lizard Wisdom
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Favorite Verses
If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.
Dirt Word
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
Ronism
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
Ronosophy
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
