Industrial

Licked by the Lizard

Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery is a locally owned and operated towing company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. Ron, Amy and the Lizard Lick Krew pride themselves on being able to tow just about anything, from any place, at any time using their serious horsepower.

 

ron and johnny

Big Lizard Wisdom

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Favorite Verses

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Dirt Word

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronism

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Ronosophy

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.