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| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Most look back at their life and its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.
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| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |