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| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.