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10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood