Events

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.

Ronism

Do you see a rose bush with thorns, or do you see a thorn bush with roses? Perception determines whether you follow dreams or get ahead and catch them.

Ronosophy

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.