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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Dirt Word

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Ronism

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.”  Proverbs 3: 5-6

Ronosophy

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair