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Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Favorite Verses

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Dirt Word

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronism

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Ronosophy

Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice.