Celebrity Fans
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |