| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |