Celebrity Fans
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| Today is new. Tomorrow is unknown. Yesterday is done. So you can live, plan or dwell, but your choice determines your destiny. Choose wisely. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |