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Big Lizard Wisdom

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Favorite Verses

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Dirt Word

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronism

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen

Ronosophy

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.