Celebrity Fans
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.