Celebrity Fans
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |