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Big Lizard Wisdom

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination.

Ronism

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronosophy

In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s