Celebrity Fans
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |