Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Favorite Verses

Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.

Dirt Word

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Ronism

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronosophy

Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave.