Celebrity Fans
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
You wanna win her life then make her your world
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |