| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |