| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
“If you declare with your mouth, Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |