Celebrity Fans
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |
| “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33 |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”