Celebrity Fans
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |