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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Dirt Word

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.

Ronism

“For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.” 2Cor. 4:17-18

Ronosophy

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.