Celebrity Fans
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day