I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Do you see a rose bush with thorns, or do you see a thorn bush with roses? Perception determines whether you follow dreams or get ahead and catch them. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.