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| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |