Celebrity Fans
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
| “For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5 |