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Big Lizard Wisdom

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something

Ronism

If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living.  Don’t repair rather revive yourself.

Ronosophy

When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left.  Don’t let what’s left defeat you.