Celebrity Fans
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |