Celebrity Fans
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |