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Big Lizard Wisdom

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronosophy

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.