| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s