Celebrity Fans
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |
| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |