Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Favorite Verses

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Dirt Word

Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice.

Ronism

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronosophy

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.