Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Favorite Verses

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Dirt Word

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.