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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Dirt Word

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Ronosophy

Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there