Celebrity Fans
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |