Celebrity Fans
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |