Celebrity Fans
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand