Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |