Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Favorite Verses

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Dirt Word

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronism

Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution.

Ronosophy

“For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5