Celebrity Fans
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.