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Big Lizard Wisdom

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Favorite Verses

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Dirt Word

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronism

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Ronosophy

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.