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Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Ronism

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronosophy

Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.