Celebrity Fans
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |