Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Dirt Word

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronism

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronosophy

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.