Celebrity Fans
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it