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| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.