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Still looking for great Christmas gift ideas?

Got you running in circles like a one legged duck in a whirlpool. You can’t find that perfect gift and you’re getting more confused than Mike Tyson at a spelling bee? Well we got the answer and you will be grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree eating a peach. Lizard Lick Towing is here to make this Christmas unforgettable!

Get a Personalized Video from Repo Ron!

Contact us @ lizardlickprojects@gmail.com (Monday through Friday 9-6) with questions about your ordered video.

But WAIT there’s even more—-and this Christmas idea will really dill your pickle—no more playing in the mustard trying to Ketchup or swimming in the Kool-Aid and not knowing the flavor—this gift idea will make you more popular on Christmas Morning than Santa’s sleigh bells- Repo Ron, Firecracker Amy, and the Lizard Lick Krew will personalize a video for you and your loved ones for that one of a kind gift! You tell us what you want to be said and who the video is for and let the Lizard Lick Krew handle the rest. $29.95 will get you a private link to a personalized video from Repo Ron and/or Amy (and possibly Krazy Dave on a few of them ) 50% of proceeds will go to the charity of Lizard Licks choice.

Fill out the form below to get your one of a kind, just for you video from the Lizard Lick Krew!


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Big Lizard Wisdom

I used to think it was all about getting up.  But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees.

Favorite Verses

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Dirt Word

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Ronism

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Ronosophy

The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty.