|You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.|
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
|You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.|
|Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.|