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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually.  Life stops but not because of you, rather for you.

Dirt Word

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Ronism

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Ronosophy

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.