Hire the Krew

Big Lizard Wisdom

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.


Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.


You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.