Hire the Krew

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Favorite Verses

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

True characters whats left at the end of the day when the noise has stopped, the lights are off and it’s just you in that moment, you’ll find your character

Ronosophy

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.