Hire the Krew

Big Lizard Wisdom

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronism

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Ronosophy

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something