Hire the Krew

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Favorite Verses

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s

Dirt Word

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronism

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronosophy

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.