Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s
We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |