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Big Lizard Wisdom

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Dirt Word

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Ronism

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronosophy

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”