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Big Lizard Wisdom

Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there

Favorite Verses

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Dirt Word

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Ronism

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Ronosophy

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.