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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.

Favorite Verses

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Dirt Word

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronosophy

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.