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Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Dirt Word

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Ronism

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee