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Big Lizard Wisdom

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Dirt Word

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Ronism

Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop.

Ronosophy

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.