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Big Lizard Wisdom

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Favorite Verses

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dirt Word

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronism

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.