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Big Lizard Wisdom

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Favorite Verses

Fears either confines or free us. See we either run away or towards that which can destroy us in hopes of escape or victory. Which will you choose?

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronosophy

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.