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Big Lizard Wisdom

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Favorite Verses

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronosophy

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.