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Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |