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| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |