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Big Lizard Wisdom

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Favorite Verses

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Dirt Word

To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.