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Big Lizard Wisdom

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Favorite Verses

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Dirt Word

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Ronism

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Ronosophy

To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you.