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Big Lizard Wisdom

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Favorite Verses

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Dirt Word

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Ronism

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronosophy

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.