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Big Lizard Wisdom

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Favorite Verses

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Dirt Word

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Ronism

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronosophy

You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die.