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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Favorite Verses

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself

Dirt Word

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.

Ronism

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Ronosophy

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.