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Big Lizard Wisdom

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronism

Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.