Lizard Auction
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| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures. For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try. |