Lizard Auction
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| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |