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Big Lizard Wisdom

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Favorite Verses

The garden of life is filled with snakes.  When reaching for a rose you might be bit.  Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake.  Choose wisely.

Dirt Word

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Ronism

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?

Ronosophy

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.