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| “And do not set your heart on what you will eat or drink; do not worry about it. For the pagan world runs after all such things, and your Father knows that you need them. But seek His kingdom, and these things will be given to you as well.” Luke 12:29-31 |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Haven’t you noticed that most of the time the reason you are bleeding is because you pricked your finger on the thorn of temptation as you were reaching for the rose of redemption–many things are meant to be viewed in awe but never held or owned–your life is one of those–stop trying to control it and live for others rather than yourself and you will find the thorns wither while the petals flourish |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee