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Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Favorite Verses

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Dirt Word

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Ronism

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn

Ronosophy

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn