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Still looking for great Christmas gift ideas?

Got you running in circles like a one legged duck in a whirlpool. You can’t find that perfect gift and you’re getting more confused than Mike Tyson at a spelling bee? Well we got the answer and you will be grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree eating a peach. Lizard Lick Towing is here to make this Christmas unforgettable!

Get a Personalized Video from Repo Ron!

Contact us @ lizardlickprojects@gmail.com (Monday through Friday 9-6) with questions about your ordered video.

But WAIT there’s even more—-and this Christmas idea will really dill your pickle—no more playing in the mustard trying to Ketchup or swimming in the Kool-Aid and not knowing the flavor—this gift idea will make you more popular on Christmas Morning than Santa’s sleigh bells- Repo Ron, Firecracker Amy, and the Lizard Lick Krew will personalize a video for you and your loved ones for that one of a kind gift! You tell us what you want to be said and who the video is for and let the Lizard Lick Krew handle the rest. $29.95 will get you a private link to a personalized video from Repo Ron and/or Amy (and possibly Krazy Dave on a few of them ) 50% of proceeds will go to the charity of Lizard Licks choice.

Fill out the form below to get your one of a kind, just for you video from the Lizard Lick Krew!


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Big Lizard Wisdom

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Favorite Verses

Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronism

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Ronosophy

In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one