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Still looking for great Christmas gift ideas?

Got you running in circles like a one legged duck in a whirlpool. You can’t find that perfect gift and you’re getting more confused than Mike Tyson at a spelling bee? Well we got the answer and you will be grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree eating a peach. Lizard Lick Towing is here to make this Christmas unforgettable!

Get a Personalized Video from Repo Ron!

Contact us @ lizardlickprojects@gmail.com (Monday through Friday 9-6) with questions about your ordered video.

But WAIT there’s even more—-and this Christmas idea will really dill your pickle—no more playing in the mustard trying to Ketchup or swimming in the Kool-Aid and not knowing the flavor—this gift idea will make you more popular on Christmas Morning than Santa’s sleigh bells- Repo Ron, Firecracker Amy, and the Lizard Lick Krew will personalize a video for you and your loved ones for that one of a kind gift! You tell us what you want to be said and who the video is for and let the Lizard Lick Krew handle the rest. $29.95 will get you a private link to a personalized video from Repo Ron and/or Amy (and possibly Krazy Dave on a few of them ) 50% of proceeds will go to the charity of Lizard Licks choice.

Fill out the form below to get your one of a kind, just for you video from the Lizard Lick Krew!


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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after

Favorite Verses

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Dirt Word

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronism

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronosophy

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.