Big Lizard Wisdom
|You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.
|“There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.