Contact

Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery
2605 Hwy 97
Lizard Lick, NC 27951

The Krew tries to answer all emails personally, but Ronnie (with two left thumbs) looks SO pathetic tapping away one letter at a time (don’t EVEN get us started on Bobby and keyboards), we thought we should warn ya, it sometimes DOES take a little while for us to respond!

Big Lizard Wisdom

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Favorite Verses

“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.”  Matthew 7:13-14

Dirt Word

We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words.

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.