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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10

Dirt Word

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s


If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either


I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just to black and white.