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Big Lizard Wisdom

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Favorite Verses

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Dirt Word

Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery.  Moonlight is reflected sunlight.  What’s your reflection?


If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose


When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.