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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Favorite Verses

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33

Dirt Word

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Ronism

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronosophy

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.