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Big Lizard Wisdom

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Favorite Verses

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Dirt Word

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronism

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronosophy

Finally, be strong in the Lord and in His mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.” Ephesians 6:10-13