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Big Lizard Wisdom

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…’d def be safe.


Favorite Verses

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Dirt Word

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something


If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.


I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair