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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

Gods got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Dirt Word

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Ronism

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronosophy

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes