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Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Favorite Verses

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Dirt Word

Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease.  Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate.

Ronism

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.