I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| “Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6 |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
