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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

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Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Dirt Word

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.


Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs


Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.