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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Favorite Verses

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Dirt Word

True characters whats left at the end of the day when the noise has stopped, the lights are off and it’s just you in that moment, you’ll find your character

Ronism

Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first.

Ronosophy

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.