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Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Favorite Verses

“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronism

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Ronosophy

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?