For Sale from Lizard Lick

All items listed are for sale at Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery in Wendell, NC and must be picked up at this location also. For more details on these items you can call 919-365-4388.













Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Dirt Word

When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings


Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs


All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.