For Sale from Lizard Lick

All items listed are for sale at Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery in Wendell, NC and must be picked up at this location also. For more details on these items you can call 919-365-4388.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Dirt Word

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Ronism

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronosophy

Is a pigs rump made of pork?