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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

“For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.” 2Cor. 4:17-18

Dirt Word

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.


It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker


Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.