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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Favorite Verses

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Dirt Word

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Ronism

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Ronosophy

We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it.