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Big Lizard Wisdom

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Favorite Verses

You wanna win her life then make her your world

Dirt Word

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Ronism

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Ronosophy

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.