Big Lizard Wisdom

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Favorite Verses

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Dirt Word

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.


Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.


Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.