Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Favorite Verses

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Dirt Word

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronism

Today is new.  Tomorrow is unknown. Yesterday is done. So you can live, plan or dwell, but your choice determines your destiny. Choose wisely.

Ronosophy

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?