Big Lizard Wisdom

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Favorite Verses

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Dirt Word

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t

Ronism

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronosophy

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?