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You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it. The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends. Their silence is now our marching and battle cry.

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently