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Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.