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God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers