Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Favorite Verses

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Dirt Word

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.

Ronism

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronosophy

We all face struggles we all have turmoil some of us are just better at hiding it than others are, lean on the One that can handle it all