| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?