Big Lizard Wisdom

Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen.  So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting.

Favorite Verses

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Dirt Word

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.

Ronism

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronosophy

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.