| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Why are you waiting to be inspired? Why don’t you be an inspiration? So many are waiting to aspire when they should be wading into the pool of aspiration. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are