Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Favorite Verses

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Dirt Word

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Ronism

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronosophy

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.