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I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life.

Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag.

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.