| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |