| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |