Big Lizard Wisdom

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something

Favorite Verses

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Ronosophy

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .