Big Lizard Wisdom

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Favorite Verses

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Dirt Word

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronism

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.

Ronosophy

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really