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Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds