Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Dirt Word

Worry is the most horrific of diseases so many folks are sick due to nothing more than anxiety and fear of the unknown.  What good does it do?

Ronism

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Ronosophy

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.