Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

“For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5

Dirt Word

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Ronism

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronosophy

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.