True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |