Big Lizard Wisdom

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Favorite Verses

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.

Dirt Word

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself