Big Lizard Wisdom

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Favorite Verses

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Dirt Word

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Ronism

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Ronosophy

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.