| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |