Big Lizard Wisdom

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Favorite Verses

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Dirt Word

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronism

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronosophy

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.