Big Lizard Wisdom

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Favorite Verses

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems

Dirt Word

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronism

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronosophy

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it