Social Media | Lizard Lick Towing

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.