Big Lizard Wisdom

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Favorite Verses

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Dirt Word

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronism

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.