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I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be?

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after