Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Dirt Word

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronism

Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution.

Ronosophy

“And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.” John 14: 13-14