Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Dirt Word

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.