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I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough.