Big Lizard Wisdom

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Favorite Verses

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Dirt Word

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Ronism

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronosophy

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.