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“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door