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In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination.

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.