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You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.