Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Favorite Verses

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Dirt Word

Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you.

Ronism

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronosophy

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.