Big Lizard Wisdom

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Favorite Verses

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Dirt Word

God knows what you need. God listen when you ask. God cares when you don’t. God loves when you can’t. God shows mercy when you don’t. God forgives when you won’t

Ronism

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Ronosophy

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.