Big Lizard Wisdom

People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths  not my weaknesses.

Favorite Verses

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Dirt Word

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Ronism

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Ronosophy

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.