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I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it