| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |