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On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.