Big Lizard Wisdom

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Dirt Word

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Ronism

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Ronosophy

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.