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When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.