Big Lizard Wisdom

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Favorite Verses

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Dirt Word

When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood.  Be a victor not a victim.

Ronism

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.