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U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all.

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.