Big Lizard Wisdom

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Favorite Verses

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Dirt Word

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.

Ronism

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him

Ronosophy

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.