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Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way