Social Media | Lizard Lick Towing

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate