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When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.