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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.

Dirt Word

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Ronism

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronosophy

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.