So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |