Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really