Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Favorite Verses

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Dirt Word

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Ronism

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronosophy

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?