You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |