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Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.

Dirt Word

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronism

Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag.

Ronosophy

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.