Big Lizard Wisdom

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Dirt Word

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Ronism

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Ronosophy

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.