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Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross.

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond.

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.