If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |