Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Favorite Verses

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Dirt Word

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronism

Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.

Ronosophy

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.