Big Lizard Wisdom

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Favorite Verses

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Dirt Word

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after

Ronism

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Ronosophy

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself