| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |