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Big Lizard Wisdom

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Favorite Verses

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Dirt Word

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Ronism

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Ronosophy

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.