Big Lizard Wisdom

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Ronism

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Ronosophy

You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil.