Big Lizard Wisdom

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Favorite Verses

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.

Dirt Word

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronosophy

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.