| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |