Big Lizard Wisdom

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted.

Ronism

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronosophy

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area