Big Lizard Wisdom

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Favorite Verses

“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13

Dirt Word

A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.

Ronism

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.