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| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.