Big Lizard Wisdom

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Favorite Verses

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Dirt Word

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.

Ronism

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors

Ronosophy

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.