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Big Lizard Wisdom

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Favorite Verses

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Dirt Word

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronism

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronosophy

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.