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God is always there in the midst of chaos.

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath

With God all things are possible, not easy