If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |