If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
