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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Favorite Verses

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Dirt Word

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

Ronism

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.