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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Favorite Verses

“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23

Dirt Word

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronism

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Ronosophy

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.