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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Favorite Verses

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Dirt Word

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Ronism

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronosophy

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.