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Big Lizard Wisdom

So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Ronism

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Ronosophy

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?