| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| “Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22 |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |