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Big Lizard Wisdom

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Favorite Verses

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Dirt Word

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Ronism

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.