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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it.  The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends.  Their silence is now our marching and battle cry.

Dirt Word

We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it.

Ronism

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronosophy

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions