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| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars