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Big Lizard Wisdom

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.

Favorite Verses

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Dirt Word

Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion

Ronism

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronosophy

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.