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Big Lizard Wisdom

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Favorite Verses

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Dirt Word

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Ronism

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronosophy

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.