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Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Dirt Word

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronism

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronosophy

“Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7