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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.

Ronism

Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind.

Ronosophy

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.