Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| Worry is the most horrific of diseases so many folks are sick due to nothing more than anxiety and fear of the unknown. What good does it do? |
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.