| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
