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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Favorite Verses

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Dirt Word

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Ronism

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Ronosophy

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.