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Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.