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Big Lizard Wisdom

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Favorite Verses

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Dirt Word

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Ronism

When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of.

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.