When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
