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Big Lizard Wisdom

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Favorite Verses

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Dirt Word

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Ronism

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Ronosophy

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee