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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Favorite Verses

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Dirt Word

“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.”  Matthew 7:13-14

Ronism

People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths  not my weaknesses.

Ronosophy

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”