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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Favorite Verses

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Dirt Word

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Ronism

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.

Ronosophy

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty