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Big Lizard Wisdom

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Favorite Verses

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Dirt Word

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Ronism

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Ronosophy

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker