Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
