| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
