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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Favorite Verses

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Dirt Word

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronism

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronosophy

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors