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Big Lizard Wisdom

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Favorite Verses

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Dirt Word

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronism

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle