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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.

Favorite Verses

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronism

Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all.

Ronosophy

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.