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Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Favorite Verses

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Dirt Word

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronism

“Come near to God and He will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”  James 4:8

Ronosophy

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.