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Big Lizard Wisdom

Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.

Favorite Verses

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Dirt Word

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronism

Worry is the most horrific of diseases so many folks are sick due to nothing more than anxiety and fear of the unknown.  What good does it do?

Ronosophy

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.