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Big Lizard Wisdom

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Favorite Verses

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Dirt Word

1 is a powerful number.  One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world

Ronism

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Ronosophy

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.