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Big Lizard Wisdom

At the Lick we never play hide and seek.  We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you.

Favorite Verses

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Dirt Word

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronism

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.

Ronosophy

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island