| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s
