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Big Lizard Wisdom

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Favorite Verses

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.

Dirt Word

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Ronism

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Ronosophy

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.