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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Favorite Verses

If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning.

Dirt Word

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronosophy

God is always there in the midst of chaos.