Hunting Pictures

Hunting is one of our favorite pastimes and we enjoy the thrill of the hunt just as much as we enjoy the yummy rewards.  (Viewer discretion advised, these pictures are of animals we have killed)

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Favorite Verses

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Dirt Word

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”


There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.


Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal