|If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?|
|You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.|
|Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win.|
|Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.|
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!