Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.