IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.

Favorite Verses

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Dirt Word

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Ronism

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure

Ronosophy

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.