IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |