IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |