IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Favorite Verses

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?