IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

“Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7

Ronosophy

Why is bra singular and panties plural?