IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

Today you can be a problem or solve a problem.  That’s a choice only you can make.  Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference.

Ronism

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Ronosophy

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.