IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it