IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it

Favorite Verses

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Dirt Word

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronism

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Ronosophy

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.