I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions