IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |