IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words.

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Ronism

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronosophy

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.