| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Today you can be a problem or solve a problem. That’s a choice only you can make. Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.