IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.