IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronism

If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming

Ronosophy

Why is bra singular and panties plural?