| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.