IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Favorite Verses

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Dirt Word

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Ronism

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Ronosophy

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’