IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Favorite Verses

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronosophy

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.