IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.” Proverbs 3: 5-6 |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.