IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather