IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |