IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |