IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Favorite Verses

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Dirt Word

“Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21

Ronism

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronosophy

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.