IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2 |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt