I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7 |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?