IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Favorite Verses

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Dirt Word

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Ronism

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee