| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |