IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |