IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |