Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.