| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7 |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |