What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose