I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day