| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries