IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |