IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |