| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.