IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |