IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Ronism

The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself

Ronosophy

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”