Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |