IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.