| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.