IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Favorite Verses

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Dirt Word

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronism

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.