IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.