Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.