IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.

Ronism

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Ronosophy

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.