IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain