IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Dirt Word

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Ronism

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Ronosophy

Remember we’re all walking down the same road.  Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt.