IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Favorite Verses

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Dirt Word

To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there.

Ronism

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.

Ronosophy

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either