IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Favorite Verses

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Dirt Word

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes

Ronism

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Ronosophy

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.