I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet