IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Ronism

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Ronosophy

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.