IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.