| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming
Why is bra singular and panties plural?