IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.

Dirt Word

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronism

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Ronosophy

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.