| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal