IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |