IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |