IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Dirt Word

With God all things are possible, not easy

Ronism

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronosophy

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.