IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |