A broken clock is even right twice a day
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of. |