IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Favorite Verses

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Dirt Word

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Ronism

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Ronosophy

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.