|That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.|
|“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33|
|Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?|
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?