|Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.|
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
|Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.|
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around