|Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.|
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
|Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around.|
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
|If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond.|