I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
|Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.|