| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |