Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.”  Proverbs 3: 5-6

Dirt Word

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronism

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Ronosophy

Why is bra singular and panties plural?