Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Dirt Word

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Ronism

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Ronosophy

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.