Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Favorite Verses

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

Dirt Word

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Ronism

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Ronosophy

You wanna win her life then make her your world