Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Favorite Verses

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.

Dirt Word

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.


With God all things are possible, not easy


“Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7