Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

“If you declare with your mouth, Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9

Dirt Word

The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking


I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.


If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either