Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Favorite Verses

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Dirt Word

We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it.


10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really


Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.