Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Favorite Verses

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Dirt Word

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronism

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.