Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Favorite Verses

“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6

Dirt Word

If you  want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him.  not the one;s beside him

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronosophy

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?