Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Dirt Word

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.

Ronism

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Ronosophy

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.