|A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.|
What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?
|Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.|
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
|Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.|