When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.