Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.