| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair