| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.