| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |
Stop looking at life outside the box. Look at it as if there is no box at all
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |