| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |