| Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.