| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |