| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |