TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Dirt Word

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Ronism

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronosophy

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn