How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |