If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |