TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Dirt Word

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Ronism

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.

Ronosophy

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.