TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |