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Big Lizard Wisdom

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Favorite Verses

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Dirt Word

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronism

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Ronosophy

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.