The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |