TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather

Ronism

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Ronosophy

Is a pigs rump made of pork?