TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Favorite Verses

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronosophy

The obvious it only the hidden that we choose to expose to others in doing so we allow them to think they see what we are when they truly can’t see us.