| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |