Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |