| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |