TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Favorite Verses

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Dirt Word

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Ronism

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronosophy

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.