If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty