TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Favorite Verses

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Dirt Word

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.