| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning. |
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |