TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Favorite Verses

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Dirt Word

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.

Ronism

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.