| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.