TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |