| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs