TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |