TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Favorite Verses

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Ronosophy

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.