| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
Is a pigs rump made of pork?