| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |