| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |