TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Dirt Word

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Ronism

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Ronosophy

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently