| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.