TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
God knows what you need. God listen when you ask. God cares when you don’t. God loves when you can’t. God shows mercy when you don’t. God forgives when you won’t
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.