| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |