TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Favorite Verses

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Dirt Word

Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.

Ronism

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Ronosophy

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair