| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |