TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Favorite Verses

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.

Ronosophy

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!