| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.