TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Favorite Verses

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Dirt Word

Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave

Ronism

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.