TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Today you can step up or down. You can step left or right. You can step in or out. Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead. |