TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |