Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.