TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Favorite Verses

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Dirt Word

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Ronism

Your perception determines your attitude and altitude.  It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys.

Ronosophy

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power