| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |