TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |