TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Favorite Verses

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Dirt Word

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronism

The eyes of a child see through the hurt of a word and the sting of an angry hand. But the heart of child once broken start to affect their sight.

Ronosophy

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.