I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair