| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.