| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?