TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Favorite Verses

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Dirt Word

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Ronism

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Ronosophy

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.