Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2 |