| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.