Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning. |