| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| Today you can step up or down. You can step left or right. You can step in or out. Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.