TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |