TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |