Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return. Sometime you just have to wait with love. |
I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
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