TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Favorite Verses

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Dirt Word

The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return.  Sometime you just have to wait with love.

Ronism

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronosophy

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell