| I used to think it was all about getting up. But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island