Meet N Greets

A few pictures from our Meet N Greets with our fans.

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood.  Be a victor not a victim.

Favorite Verses

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Dirt Word

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Ronism

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronosophy

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.