| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Matthew 7:13-14