| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.