Meet N Greets

A few pictures from our Meet N Greets with our fans.

Big Lizard Wisdom

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Favorite Verses

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Dirt Word

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronism

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Ronosophy

If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.