10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |