| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?