| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself