| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |