Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.