When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |