Meet N Greets

A few pictures from our Meet N Greets with our fans.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Favorite Verses

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Dirt Word

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Ronism

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Ronosophy

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .