I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?