I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.