| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.