| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |