Meet N Greets

A few pictures from our Meet N Greets with our fans.

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Favorite Verses

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Dirt Word

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronism

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronosophy

We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.