Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
Never underestimate the power of prayer.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory