| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.