| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| As the fog lifts from the air so must we lift the fog from our eyes. How can we see clearly if we continue to let hate and anger blind us. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |