I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |