| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live