| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |