| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure