Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.