Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Dirt Word

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Ronism

When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love

Ronosophy

In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best