Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Dirt Word

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronism

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.