Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12 |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |