Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Favorite Verses

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Dirt Word

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Ronism

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Ronosophy

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.