You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |