Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |