Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |