Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |