Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |