Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |