Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Favorite Verses

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Dirt Word

Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.

Ronism

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Ronosophy

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.