Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronism

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronosophy

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it