The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |