Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it