Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |