Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Favorite Verses

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty.

Ronism

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Ronosophy

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet