Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Favorite Verses

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Dirt Word

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronism

In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s

Ronosophy

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.