Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Favorite Verses

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Dirt Word

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Ronism

True characters whats left at the end of the day when the noise has stopped, the lights are off and it’s just you in that moment, you’ll find your character

Ronosophy

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.