Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Favorite Verses

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Dirt Word

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Ronism

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Ronosophy

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?