| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet