Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |