Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery. Moonlight is reflected sunlight. What’s your reflection? |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?