Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| “Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |