Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.

Favorite Verses

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dirt Word

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Ronism

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Ronosophy

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet