Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronism

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronosophy

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.