Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| Haven’t you noticed that most of the time the reason you are bleeding is because you pricked your finger on the thorn of temptation as you were reaching for the rose of redemption–many things are meant to be viewed in awe but never held or owned–your life is one of those–stop trying to control it and live for others rather than yourself and you will find the thorns wither while the petals flourish |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?