Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |