Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |