Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronism

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Ronosophy

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?