If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |