Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |