When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.