The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| “For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5 |