Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |