| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| “If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9 |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.