| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
Never underestimate the power of prayer.
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.