| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |