Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Favorite Verses

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Dirt Word

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronism

Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle