Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Favorite Verses

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Dirt Word

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Ronism

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronosophy

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure