Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Favorite Verses

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Dirt Word

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Ronism

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronosophy

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.