Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |