Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all. |