You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |