| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |