Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Favorite Verses

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Dirt Word

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Ronism

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronosophy

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.