Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left. Don’t let what’s left defeat you. |