| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |