Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.