Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Favorite Verses

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Dirt Word

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Ronism

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronosophy

We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love.