When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |