Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Favorite Verses

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Dirt Word

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Ronism

When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay?

Ronosophy

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.