Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |