Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet