Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Favorite Verses

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Dirt Word

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Ronism

To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision

Ronosophy

If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes.