Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory