Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something

Favorite Verses

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Dirt Word

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronism

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronosophy

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.