Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Favorite Verses

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Dirt Word

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronosophy

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory