Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Favorite Verses

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Dirt Word

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronism

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s

Ronosophy

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island