Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.” Proverbs 3: 5-6 |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |