Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Dirt Word

If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronosophy

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.