Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Favorite Verses

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Dirt Word

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronism

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronosophy

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet