Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |