| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it