He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.