Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain