They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |