| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |