Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.