Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Favorite Verses

Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.

Dirt Word

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Ronism

Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.

Ronosophy

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?