Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.