Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself

Favorite Verses

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Dirt Word

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Ronism

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Ronosophy

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.