Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Ronism

We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.

Ronosophy

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.