Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.