Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |