Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die