Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing.

Favorite Verses

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Dirt Word

Finally, be strong in the Lord and in His mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.” Ephesians 6:10-13

Ronism

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.