Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.