Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Favorite Verses

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power

Dirt Word

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?