Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23

Favorite Verses

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Dirt Word

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronism

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Ronosophy

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”