Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Favorite Verses

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Dirt Word

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronism

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronosophy

“Be still before the Lord and wait patiently for Him; do not fret when people succeed in their ways, when they carry out their wicked schemes. Refrain from anger and turn from wrath; do not fret—it leads only to evil. For those who are evil will be destroyed, but those who hope in the Lord will inherit the land.” Psalm 37:7-9