Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |