Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so.

Ronism

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Ronosophy

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.