Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Ronism

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

“Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8