Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Favorite Verses

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Dirt Word

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

Ronism

Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear

Ronosophy

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.