Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Favorite Verses

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Dirt Word

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronism

Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference.  Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive.

Ronosophy

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.