What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |