Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Favorite Verses

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Dirt Word

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.

Ronism

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronosophy

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.