Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Favorite Verses

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Dirt Word

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Ronism

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Ronosophy

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call