Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Favorite Verses

You wanna win her life then make her your world

Dirt Word

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Ronism

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Ronosophy

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.