Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!