Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |