Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Favorite Verses

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Dirt Word

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronism

In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it.  Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered

Ronosophy

Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile