Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear

Dirt Word

“For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5

Ronism

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Ronosophy

Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over