Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Dirt Word

Your perception determines your attitude and altitude.  It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys.

Ronism

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Ronosophy

Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did.  Watch and see what I will do.  Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.