Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Ronism

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronosophy

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?