| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
“Come near to God and He will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” James 4:8