Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.