Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |