Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |