Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Favorite Verses

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Dirt Word

Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in.  They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out

Ronism

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Ronosophy

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.