Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Favorite Verses

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Dirt Word

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Ronism

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Ronosophy

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.