Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Dirt Word

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronism

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.

Ronosophy

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.