Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Favorite Verses

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Dirt Word

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Ronism

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.

Ronosophy

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?