Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Favorite Verses

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Dirt Word

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Ronism

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Ronosophy

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.