Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area