Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt.  Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones.

Dirt Word

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Ronism

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.