Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross. |
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity