Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Ronosophy

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.