| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |