Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Dirt Word

The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it

Ronism

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronosophy

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.