Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet