Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Favorite Verses

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Dirt Word

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronosophy

You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words.  Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again.