I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
| When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left. Don’t let what’s left defeat you. |