Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?