Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.

Favorite Verses

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Dirt Word

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Ronism

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.

Ronosophy

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?