Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?