Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Favorite Verses

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Dirt Word

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Ronism

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronosophy

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?