You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |