| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations. My wife is my best friend. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |