Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.