I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |