| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face