When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.