Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.
A broken clock is even right twice a day