Cleveland Outdoor Adventure Show – Cleveland Ohio

If you were at the Cleveland Outdoor Adventure Show and took photo’s with the Krew you can check them out here!

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Ronosophy

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity