| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |