| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |