| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.