Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |