WNY Sport and Travel Expo
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day