IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Dirt Word

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronism

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronosophy

“Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1