The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Stop looking at life outside the box. Look at it as if there is no box at all