IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Dirt Word

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronism

Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.