The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee