IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given.

Ronism

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronosophy

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.