IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.