IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |