IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |