| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses