| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
1 is a powerful number. One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |