| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |