IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Favorite Verses

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Dirt Word

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronism

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Ronosophy

If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.