IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Favorite Verses

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Dirt Word

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Ronism

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronosophy

Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery.  Moonlight is reflected sunlight.  What’s your reflection?