| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words. Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |