I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |