IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Dirt Word

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Ronism

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronosophy

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it