IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Stop looking at life outside the box. Look at it as if there is no box at all
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |