IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |