IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Matthew 7:13-14