IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |