IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Dirt Word

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Ronism

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Ronosophy

Your perception determines your attitude and altitude.  It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys.