IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |