IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.

Favorite Verses

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Dirt Word

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronism

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronosophy

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all