IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live