IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Favorite Verses

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Dirt Word

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Ronism

You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die.

Ronosophy

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty