Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |