IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.