IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.