| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |