IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.