IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load.

Dirt Word

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Ronism

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronosophy

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate