IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |