IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate