IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.