IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Favorite Verses

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Dirt Word

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronism

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Ronosophy

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.