IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Dirt Word

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Ronism

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronosophy

The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding.