IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |