IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.

Favorite Verses

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Dirt Word

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Ronism

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronosophy

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.