Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| “Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1 |