IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after