IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Dirt Word

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Ronism

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronosophy

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.