| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |