IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |