IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day