IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Favorite Verses

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Dirt Word

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.

Ronism

An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry

Ronosophy

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.