| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |