IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.