| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.