He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.