| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |