IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is

Dirt Word

“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6

Ronism

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronosophy

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.