IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Favorite Verses

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Dirt Word

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronism

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Ronosophy

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.