IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.