IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Favorite Verses

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.”  Proverbs 3: 5-6

Dirt Word

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.