| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| “So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10 |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |