| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
| At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces. |