IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Favorite Verses

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Dirt Word

The garden of life is filled with snakes.  When reaching for a rose you might be bit.  Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake.  Choose wisely.

Ronism

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronosophy

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.