Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |