IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
A broken clock is even right twice a day