IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?