IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Favorite Verses

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Dirt Word

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Ronism

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee