IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did.  Watch and see what I will do.  Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.

Favorite Verses

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Dirt Word

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Ronism

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.