IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.