You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.