IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Favorite Verses

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronism

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Ronosophy

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen