IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |