At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| “Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.