Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.