Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.