| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes