I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!