| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.