Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |