Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |