Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |