Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair