Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.