Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |