| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.