| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |