| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |