| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |