If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.