Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |