Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |