Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |