Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.