| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
God is always there in the midst of chaos.
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |