Lizard Lick Festival 2012

Come one, come all. Step right up and see the Lizard Lick Festival 2012 pictures!

Big Lizard Wisdom

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Favorite Verses

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Dirt Word

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Ronism

God is always there in the midst of chaos.

Ronosophy

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.