Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Favorite Verses

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Dirt Word

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronism

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Ronosophy

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.