| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |