Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.

Favorite Verses

Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.

Ronosophy

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.