| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry