| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| “Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.’ So we say with confidence, The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?” Hebrews 13:5-6 |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |