Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Favorite Verses

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Dirt Word

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronism

To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision

Ronosophy

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.