Granite Falls Brewing Company
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |