Granite Falls Brewing Company
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.