| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.
A broken clock is even right twice a day
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |