Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |