Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.

Favorite Verses

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Dirt Word

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronism

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronosophy

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.