Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Favorite Verses

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Dirt Word

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.

Ronism

To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you.

Ronosophy

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.