Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Favorite Verses

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Dirt Word

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronism

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Ronosophy

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.