Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Favorite Verses

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Dirt Word

The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.

Ronism

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronosophy

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.