Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Favorite Verses

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Dirt Word

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronism

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Ronosophy

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute