If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory