Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Favorite Verses

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Dirt Word

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronism

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Ronosophy

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it