Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Favorite Verses

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Dirt Word

You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words.  Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again.

Ronism

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Ronosophy

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.