| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate