| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s