Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Favorite Verses

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Dirt Word

If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes.

Ronism

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Ronosophy

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips