Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best

Favorite Verses

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Dirt Word

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronism

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronosophy

You can be or be gone. Lead, walk beside me or get the flip out of my way. Too many people want to wear the armor but too few want to fight in the war.