Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Favorite Verses

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.

Dirt Word

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronism

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronosophy

Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first.