Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.”  Proverbs 3: 5-6

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Dirt Word

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronism

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronosophy

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it