Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Dirt Word

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronosophy

Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution.