Granite Falls Brewing Company
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9 |