Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Dirt Word

Problems, you can face them head on, or run away, but when racing one of great proportion, choose the action, do not let the action be chosen for you.

Ronism

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronosophy

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33