Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Dirt Word

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Ronism

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Ronosophy

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.