Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.

Dirt Word

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronism

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Ronosophy

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.