Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Favorite Verses

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Dirt Word

Your perception determines your attitude and altitude.  It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys.

Ronism

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t

Ronosophy

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.