Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Favorite Verses

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Dirt Word

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronosophy

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.