Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t

Ronism

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?