Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away.

Favorite Verses

It’s been a rough day.  I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule.  Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronism

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronosophy

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.