Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Favorite Verses

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Dirt Word

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Ronism

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronosophy

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.