Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes

Favorite Verses

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Dirt Word

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronism

Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you.

Ronosophy

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory