Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Favorite Verses

If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living.  Don’t repair rather revive yourself.

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronism

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Ronosophy

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost