Granite Falls Brewing Company
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.