Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Favorite Verses

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Dirt Word

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Ronism

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronosophy

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.