Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Dirt Word

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Ronism

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronosophy

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America