Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Dirt Word

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Ronism

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Ronosophy

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?