Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him

Ronism

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronosophy

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.