Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Favorite Verses

Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing.

Dirt Word

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Ronism

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Ronosophy

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.