Granite Falls Brewing Company
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |