| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.