The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |