Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Favorite Verses

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Dirt Word

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronism

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face