Granite Falls Brewing Company
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell