Granite Falls Brewing Company
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |