Granite Falls Brewing Company
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |