Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Favorite Verses

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Dirt Word

The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself

Ronism

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Ronosophy

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us