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Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Favorite Verses

Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls.  Thus neither can help the other out.

Dirt Word

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronism

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronosophy

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.