Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Ronism

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Ronosophy

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?