Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Favorite Verses

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Dirt Word

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronism

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronosophy

If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.