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Big Lizard Wisdom

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Favorite Verses

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Dirt Word

To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there.

Ronism

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t

Ronosophy

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.