Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Dirt Word

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronism

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?