Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it.

Favorite Verses

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Dirt Word

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronism

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Ronosophy

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.