Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Favorite Verses

You will never be able to come what you were destined to be unless you let go of what you are now

Dirt Word

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Ronism

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Ronosophy

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.