Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Favorite Verses

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Ronism

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronosophy

Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted.