Granite Falls Brewing Company
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first. |