Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Favorite Verses

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Dirt Word

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronism

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.

Ronosophy

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.