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Big Lizard Wisdom

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Favorite Verses

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Dirt Word

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronism

Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around.

Ronosophy

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.