| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |