Granite Falls Brewing Company
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs