Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronism

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Ronosophy

To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision