Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Ronism

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Ronosophy

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders