Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

We all face struggles we all have turmoil some of us are just better at hiding it than others are, lean on the One that can handle it all

Favorite Verses

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Dirt Word

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Ronism

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions