Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek.”  Romans 1:16

Favorite Verses

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dirt Word

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Ronism

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Ronosophy

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.