Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Favorite Verses

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Dirt Word

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Ronism

To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you.

Ronosophy

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7