Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.