Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |