Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in.  They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out

Favorite Verses

It’s been a rough day.  I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule.  Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith

Dirt Word

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronism

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.