Granite Falls Brewing Company
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |