Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Favorite Verses

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.

Dirt Word

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Ronism

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.

Ronosophy

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.