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Big Lizard Wisdom

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Favorite Verses

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Dirt Word

Problems, you can face them head on, or run away, but when racing one of great proportion, choose the action, do not let the action be chosen for you.

Ronism

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Ronosophy

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.