Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Favorite Verses

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Dirt Word

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Ronism

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Ronosophy

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?