Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Dirt Word

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Ronism

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Ronosophy

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.