Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Favorite Verses

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Dirt Word

What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronosophy

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.