Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute