Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Favorite Verses

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first.