Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Favorite Verses

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Dirt Word

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Ronism

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronosophy

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are