Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Dirt Word

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronism

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronosophy

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use