| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |