| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.