Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.

Favorite Verses

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Dirt Word

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Ronism

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronosophy

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.