Granite Falls Brewing Company
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |