Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out

Favorite Verses

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Dirt Word

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronosophy

Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.