Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Favorite Verses

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Dirt Word

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Ronism

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Ronosophy

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.