Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Dirt Word

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.

Ronism

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronosophy

God knows what you need. God listen when you ask. God cares when you don’t. God loves when you can’t. God shows mercy when you don’t. God forgives when you won’t