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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Favorite Verses

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?

Dirt Word

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Ronism

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Ronosophy

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.