Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Favorite Verses

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Dirt Word

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Ronism

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Ronosophy

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.