Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Favorite Verses

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Dirt Word

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronism

You have two choices in life.  To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that.  Be the step or be the staircase.

Ronosophy

Today is new.  Tomorrow is unknown. Yesterday is done. So you can live, plan or dwell, but your choice determines your destiny. Choose wisely.