| Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first. |
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |