Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Dirt Word

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Ronosophy

You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil.