Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Favorite Verses

The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.

Dirt Word

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Ronism

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Ronosophy

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions