Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it

Favorite Verses

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Dirt Word

When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of.

Ronism

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Ronosophy

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.