Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Dirt Word

You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil.

Ronism

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Ronosophy

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.