Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.

Dirt Word

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronism

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronosophy

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.