Granite Falls Brewing Company
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |