Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronism

“I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2

Ronosophy

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.