So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.