Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Favorite Verses

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Dirt Word

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronism

“If you declare with your mouth, Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9

Ronosophy

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”