Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Favorite Verses

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Dirt Word

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronism

Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all.

Ronosophy

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.