Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Favorite Verses

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Dirt Word

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Ronism

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronosophy

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.