Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Favorite Verses

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.

Dirt Word

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Ronism

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.