Granite Falls Brewing Company
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim
| If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories. |