Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.

Ronism

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronosophy

Well it’s like this, to make a difference you gotta be different. Wear it and preach on, living the word is not just speaking it