Granite Falls Brewing Company
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?