Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Favorite Verses

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Dirt Word

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost

Ronism

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Ronosophy

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.