Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Favorite Verses

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Dirt Word

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power

Ronism

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Ronosophy

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.