Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Favorite Verses

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Dirt Word

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.

Ronism

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?