| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.