Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You will never be able to come what you were destined to be unless you let go of what you are now

Favorite Verses

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Dirt Word

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Ronism

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronosophy

If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.