Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Ronism

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronosophy

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.