Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Favorite Verses

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.

Dirt Word

“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.

Ronism

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Ronosophy

I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem?