I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world