Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Favorite Verses

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.

Dirt Word

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Ronism

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronosophy

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.