Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |