| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |