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| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |