| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see