| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.