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Big Lizard Wisdom

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul.

Ronism

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Ronosophy

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.