| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery. Moonlight is reflected sunlight. What’s your reflection? |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |