| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2 |