He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |