Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |