| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| Remember your life viewed will always carry more weight than your life views spoken–when people meet and watch you they value your acts as gold and you words as copper–if your lifestyle and words disagree then people will judge you by your actions and reject everything you say– thus making your impact worthless– stop telling start showing. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |