| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |