People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |