| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles