| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |