| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Is a pigs rump made of pork?