| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really