| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |