If you are going to eat it don’t name it
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays above all live free and die a legend.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.