| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.