Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |