Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |