Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |