Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.