Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |