| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.