A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
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He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
If you are going to eat it don’t name it