| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.