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Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win.

Dirt Word

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronism

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.