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Big Lizard Wisdom

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Favorite Verses

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Dirt Word

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Ronism

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution.