| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |