| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |