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Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Ronism

Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever.

Ronosophy

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.