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Big Lizard Wisdom

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Favorite Verses

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Dirt Word

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Ronism

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Ronosophy

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.