| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.