When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
| Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |