| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |