| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |