Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |