You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
If you want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him. not the one;s beside him