Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |