Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Favorite Verses

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Dirt Word

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Ronism

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.