| Worry is the most horrific of diseases so many folks are sick due to nothing more than anxiety and fear of the unknown. What good does it do? |
| Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed