Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |