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| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?