| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.