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Big Lizard Wisdom

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Favorite Verses

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Dirt Word

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.

Ronism

Discord is always the sharpest of thorns.  If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others.  Search self first and avoid thorns.

Ronosophy

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?