A broken clock is even right twice a day
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand