You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |