| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |