Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |