Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |