Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?