Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Favorite Verses

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Dirt Word

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Ronism

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.