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Big Lizard Wisdom

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Favorite Verses

Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.

Dirt Word

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Ronism

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Ronosophy

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.