Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Favorite Verses

Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.

Dirt Word

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronism

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Ronosophy

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.