| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.