| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |