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Big Lizard Wisdom

Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing.

Favorite Verses

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Dirt Word

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Ronism

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronosophy

A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations.  My wife is my best friend.