How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |