STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |