STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |