| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |