| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |