STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |