STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |