Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |