STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |