If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |