| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery. Moonlight is reflected sunlight. What’s your reflection? |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal