Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| “Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1 |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |