STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
| You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words. Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again. |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either