| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2 |