STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED

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Big Lizard Wisdom

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Favorite Verses

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Dirt Word

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Ronism

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.

Ronosophy

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.