Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Favorite Verses

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Dirt Word

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Ronism

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Ronosophy

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.