Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in.  They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out

Dirt Word

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Ronism

“Make every effort to live in peace with everyone and to be holy; without holiness no one will see the Lord.” Hebrews 12:14

Ronosophy

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.