Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.