At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.