At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words