At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision