At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |