| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |