| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |