At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.