At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.