At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures. For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try. |