At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.