Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |