At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.