At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses