| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |