At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |