At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |