| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |