At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.