If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |