| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |