At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island