You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |