At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet