At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did. Watch and see what I will do. Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory