At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |