| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |