At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.