Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Favorite Verses

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Dirt Word

Your perception determines your attitude and altitude.  It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys.

Ronism

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.