Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |
| When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |