Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Favorite Verses

Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?

Dirt Word

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather

Ronism

Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile

Ronosophy

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.