Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Favorite Verses

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Dirt Word

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Ronism

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronosophy

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.