Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Favorite Verses

Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop.

Dirt Word

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Ronism

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.

Ronosophy

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.