| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |