If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |