Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Dirt Word

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.

Ronism

If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living

Ronosophy

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.