Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |