Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |