Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |