Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Ronism

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronosophy

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.