Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Dirt Word

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.

Ronism

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.