Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Favorite Verses

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronism

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.

Ronosophy

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?