Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |