Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Favorite Verses

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Dirt Word

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronism

Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts.

Ronosophy

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.