Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |