Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Dirt Word

Discord is always the sharpest of thorns.  If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others.  Search self first and avoid thorns.

Ronism

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Ronosophy

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.