Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”