Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.