Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left. Don’t let what’s left defeat you. |