Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?