Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Favorite Verses

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Dirt Word

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronism

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronosophy

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles