| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.