Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Favorite Verses

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Dirt Word

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Ronism

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!

Ronosophy

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.