Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |