Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.