Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Favorite Verses

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Dirt Word

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Ronism

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronosophy

“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13