Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Favorite Verses

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Dirt Word

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America

Ronism

“There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1

Ronosophy

An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry