Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Favorite Verses

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Dirt Word

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Ronism

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronosophy

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future