Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it

Ronism

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronosophy

Never underestimate the power of prayer.