Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Favorite Verses

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Dirt Word

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronism

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Ronosophy

The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty.