Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker