Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |