Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.