Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| “Be still before the Lord and wait patiently for Him; do not fret when people succeed in their ways, when they carry out their wicked schemes. Refrain from anger and turn from wrath; do not fret—it leads only to evil. For those who are evil will be destroyed, but those who hope in the Lord will inherit the land.” Psalm 37:7-9 |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.