Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |