Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.