If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
Never underestimate the power of prayer.