Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.