Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.