Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |