Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes