Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Favorite Verses

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Dirt Word

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Ronism

An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry

Ronosophy

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory