Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |