Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |