Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet.

Dirt Word

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Ronism

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Ronosophy

Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.