Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Favorite Verses

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Dirt Word

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Ronism

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronosophy

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.