Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |