Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Favorite Verses

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Dirt Word

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronism

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Ronosophy

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.