Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.

Ronism

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Ronosophy

A broken clock is even right twice a day