Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.

Favorite Verses

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Dirt Word

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?