Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Dirt Word

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Ronism

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really