Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I used to think it was all about getting up.  But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees.

Favorite Verses

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Dirt Word

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronism

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Ronosophy

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.