Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.