Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?