Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |