If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |