Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |