Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| “Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21 |