Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose