Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| “But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” Isaiah 40:31 |