Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit.  Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life.

Favorite Verses

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronism

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronosophy

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen