Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes.

Favorite Verses

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Dirt Word

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America

Ronism

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Ronosophy

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.