Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Favorite Verses

Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want

Dirt Word

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Ronism

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.