Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |