| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |