Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |