Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Favorite Verses

“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29

Dirt Word

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Ronism

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronosophy

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.