Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |