Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Dirt Word

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronism

You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?

Ronosophy

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.