Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Dirt Word

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

Ronism

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Ronosophy

You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?