Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

Favorite Verses

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Dirt Word

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronism

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Ronosophy

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.