| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?