Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Favorite Verses

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Dirt Word

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronism

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronosophy

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really