Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Favorite Verses

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Dirt Word

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Ronism

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronosophy

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?