| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.