Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |