You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.