Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Favorite Verses

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Dirt Word

If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living

Ronism

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronosophy

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.