Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Favorite Verses

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.

Dirt Word

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronism

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronosophy

To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you.