Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Favorite Verses

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Dirt Word

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..