Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Favorite Verses

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.

Dirt Word

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Ronism

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Ronosophy

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.