IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of.

Dirt Word

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Ronism

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Ronosophy

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.