Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |