If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |