Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |